10. Not fair to William and Kate, they haven’t even been married a month.
9. Glenn Beck didn’t confirm it on his show.
8. It would result in the Packers being Superbowl champs for all time.
7. Camping forgot to carry a 5 when figuring time between Shem and Arpachshad.
6. Google Skynet is still in beta stage.
5. The Mayans say we have 7 more months.
4. Bin Laden hasn’t yet fully recovered from his fatal head wound.
3. No bar codes on anyone’s hand or forehead.
2. Hal Lindsey says the bear from the north must attack first.
1. Cubs haven’t won the World Series.
Top 10 Reasons the World Won’t End on May 21, 2011
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Wesleyan Arminian 
I hope that you’re right. I would hate for #8 to be true!!
Of course if the Seahawks had won, the matter would be entirely different. :)
Thanks for the laugh!
Nor have the South Carolina Gamecocks won the national championship in football.
Good point. I’d even settle for a Gamecock / Boise State title match.
The Cubs will never win the World Series, which means you do not believe in the literal return of Christ. Heretic!
Haha! Crap, you caught me. ;)
actually the mayans predicted it 19 months away