Top 10 Reasons the World Won’t End on May 21, 2011

10. Not fair to William and Kate, they haven’t even been married a month.
9. Glenn Beck didn’t confirm it on his show.
8. It would result in the Packers being Superbowl champs for all time.
7. Camping forgot to carry a 5 when figuring time between Shem and Arpachshad.
6. Google Skynet is still in beta stage.
5. The Mayans say we have 7 more months.
4. Bin Laden hasn’t yet fully recovered from his fatal head wound.
3. No bar codes on anyone’s hand or forehead.
2. Hal Lindsey says the bear from the north must attack first.
1. Cubs haven’t won the World Series.

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8 responses to “Top 10 Reasons the World Won’t End on May 21, 2011

  1. I hope that you’re right. I would hate for #8 to be true!!

  2. Nor have the South Carolina Gamecocks won the national championship in football.

  3. slw

    The Cubs will never win the World Series, which means you do not believe in the literal return of Christ. Heretic!

  4. Matt

    actually the mayans predicted it 19 months away

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