(Warning, this is pretty cheesy and is not meant to be taken seriously)
How many similarities are there between the story of Frankenstein and the theology of John Calvin? Let’s take a look…
Calvinism – Check
Frankenstein – Corpse is zapped with lightning and brought to life.
Calvinism – Check
Frankenstein – Creator is self centered and has an ends justifies the means mentality.
Calvinism – Check
Frankenstein – Even after being zapped with lightning Frankenstein is still nothing more than a totally depraved monster.
Calvinism – Check
Frankenstein – Hunchbacked servant named Igor
Calvinism – Hunchback servant named Pierre
Frankenstein – “I am not a Frankenstein. I’m a Fronkensteen. Don’t give me that. I don’t believe in fate. And I won’t say it!…All right, you win. You win. I give. I’ll say it. I’ll say it. I’ll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!”
Calvinism – Check
Ha!! Outstanding!
Glad you enjoyed it. :)