Category Archives: satire
Killing Ants
When I was a kid I used to get a lot of enjoyment from killing ants. I loved to stir up their hills and stomp on them. Sometimes I would burn the loathsome insects with a magnifying glass. A favorite … Continue reading
Arminian and Calvinist Christmas Cards
(This is a repost from last year. Merry Christmas!) Arminian Christmas Card: Calvinist Christmas Card:
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Worship Star
This is a pretty funny look inside the Christian music industry. Wesley even gets a kudo (no doubt because his name rhymes with “Presley”). :)
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A Quiz for Your Calvinist Friends
A little quiz for your Calvinist Friends. Inspired by the ever resourceful JC Thibodaux and by a Calvinist dude named Jay Banks. Enjoy. Genesis 25:23 The LORD said to [Rebekah], “Two nations are in your womb, and two peoples from … Continue reading
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Frankenstein vs Calvinism
(Warning, this is pretty cheesy and is not meant to be taken seriously) How many similarities are there between the story of Frankenstein and the theology of John Calvin? Let’s take a look… Frankenstein – Start with completely dead corpse.Calvinism … Continue reading
Stuff Young Calvinists Like (Satire)
[Update: If you enjoy this post, check out the following as well: Stuff Liberal Christians Like] The following is an attempt at satire about stuff young Calvinists like. The idea came from this blog (which is funny but crass). Hopefully … Continue reading
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Sola Paul (satire)
In this post I would like to look at the extent of the atonement. By using proper exegesis of scripture it can be proven with certainty that Jesus died to effectually secure salvation for Paul of Tarsus. And for Paul … Continue reading
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Calvinist Dictionary
A dictionary to help Arminians better understand Calvinist terminology.(Don’t take this too seriously, this is meant in good fun) All: The elect Altar Call: An insult to GodArminianism: Man centered theologyAssurance: hoping that you’re electAugustine: The first church father.Calvinism: The … Continue reading
Quiz: Are you an Arminian?
Somebody has come up with a quiz to test if you are an Arminian or not. It’s actually pretty funny…if you have a thick skin. Warning: If you are a Charismatic Calvinist, you could fail this too. :) Link: Are … Continue reading
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